Quiz: Which cryptocurrency you are?

Question 1/8

You are accused of being an anonymous currency, that you help criminals deal on black markets and terrorists to finance their operations. What’s your reaction:
I don’t care, the anonymity is the inherent part of my concept;
They’d better tell how often they fund terrorism with fiat;
Who are you to fuckin’ lecture me? I need some welfare!
Wow!

Question 2/8

What do you think about your creator?
He’s a mysterious dude, who mocks the journalists by fobbing off an impostor every year;
He’s a young genius from an emigrant family;
He’s a writer. Maybe that’s why he dumped me!
An entrepreneur with 50 years of experience, an artist, a mathematician, a Ph.D., and a really nice person!

Question 3/8

Describe your community. Who are all those people?
A gang of greedy impostors;
I don’t know anything except that they are really nice guys!
Nomen illis legio;
They’ve all gone somewhere;
I think they adhere to original vision of cryptocurrency and successfully implement it in practice;

Question 4/8

Your price has been unstoppable in its fall for months. Journalists claim you’re dead every single day. How do you plead?
May the Force be with us;
I’ve been dead for like 50 times, so what?
It cannot happen to me;
I’m not dead, I’m resting. And pining for the fjords!
Ah, I seem to have run out of money. Kind Chinese tycoons to the rescue!

Question 5/8

What do you do in your spare time?
I do love riding a rollercoaster, scaring away hamsters, and luring whales;
Dammit, all testnet nodes are down again, everything broke, and all the deadlines were yesterday;
Generally I tell people I’m better than the idiot who loves riding a rollercoaster. And I managed to solve a couple of real problems, mind you.
Sex, drugs, rock’n’roll!

Question 6/8

How often do they proclaim you usless? What do you think about it?
Just take a look at them. They are useless themselves.
Wow! Such Crazy!
Oh, dear. I gotta booze it up and depreciate a couple of bucks.
They are just envious because I am ambitious and ultra-successful.

Question 7/8

Do you have plans for January 1, 2016?
I’ll rise from my knees;
I knew I should have bought more booze!
I’m gonna party like hell!
Screw it all! Pacific islands await!
My gosh! It’s the deadlines thing again!
To be on the lam somewhere in the darkweb.

Question 8/8

What would you say to your haters?
You completely screwed your miserable life, you jackass!
Life is but a carnival of joy!
I have done everything you never dared to think about, you losers!
*diabolic laughter*
You would hear from me again someday!
No comment, please.